Liquid Death Mountain Water 16.9 fl oz
Drinking water from the alps. Murder your thirst. When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles they became hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that was dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls. Once cracked open no thirst is safe from liquid death. After ritually dismembering thirst victims, this brutal can of water used they severed body parts of dead thirsts to building is self a flesh as a disguise get a job in marketing but liquid death never took the job, it just murdered a bunch mountain theists instead.